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"Too many young girls don’t know how to act when someone’s being inappropriate with them. They giggle or they try to brush it off. Don’t do that. Tell them to go fuck themselves - be a bitch. If someone’s being disrespectful to you, be disrespectful right back. Show them the same amount of respect that they show you."
-Wise words from my mom (via dysphorism)


why get a job when you can sell oregano to middle-schoolers and tell them it’s weed


No but really when you start geeking out about something your cuteness level goes up like 10000% like I dont care if its chemistry or pokemon when you get really excited about something and I can see you totally love it its really fuckin attractive ok ok

"Relationship advice: Find someone who accepts you for the lazy piece of shit you are."
-(via dutchster)


i’ll buy myself a big ass wedding ring i’ll marry my own damn self


part of me wants to be seven and careless.
part of me wants to be back in your bed.
part of me wants to be forty and settled.
part of me wants to be dead.